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29/06/2008, 03:16 PM
TEACHER : Maria, go to the
map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are
you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says,
"School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell
"crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but
you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is
the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to
O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you
always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer
to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Can anybody give
an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell
me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't
have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's
the same dog!;
:az2:
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : ( A teacher
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map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?
CLASS : Maria!
:yasser-atrees (82):
_______________________________________________
TEACHER : Why are
you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says,
"School Ahead, Go Slow."
:yasser-atrees (407)
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell
"crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but
you asked me how I spell it!
:yasser-atrees (61):
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is
the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to
O!
:rf30:
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
:rf56:
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Goss, why do you
always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer
to the ground than you are.
:yasser-atrees (100)
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give
an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
:seko:
__________________________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
:yasser-atrees (296)
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell
me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't
have to, my Mom is a good cook.
:yasser-atrees (253)
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's
the same dog!;
:az2:
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : ( A teacher
:yasser-atrees (336)
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hope u all like it
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<<maybe i post this because i hate my teachers :yasser-atrees (388)